Here are some useful advices for girls on how not to look dumb on Facebook.
want to see your poresImagine how weird it would be if you were this close in real life. 2. Don’t make weird hand gestures. As my US history teacher said, “It means third grade, three times.” 3. Keep your damn clothes on.Hundreds of people see your shit; there’s no way ALL of them want to see you in the buff. Dignity, people. 4. No weird expressions. You don’t look cool and spontaneous - in fact, we think you look disturbed.Don’t judge me, I have facial deformities. 5. Absolutely no duckface.You aren’t a lipstick model, it’s not attractive. 6. Don’t hold a wad of cash.g3ttin monies 7. Don’t show us your tattoo. We think it’s stupid.“idk it’s Chinese for like tomato or something” 8. Don’t black and white/sepia yourself. We have moved into the 21st century, your camera should do the same.I’m hoping the classiness of the sepia makes up for how unclassy I really am. 9. Don’t use that Mac “colored pencil” effect. We think you look like a vampire. You guys can’t see my acne this way, right? 10. Don’t Picnik your picture or add song lyrics to it.
want to see your poresImagine how weird it would be if you were this close in real life. 2. Don’t make weird hand gestures. As my US history teacher said, “It means third grade, three times.” 3. Keep your damn clothes on.Hundreds of people see your shit; there’s no way ALL of them want to see you in the buff. Dignity, people. 4. No weird expressions. You don’t look cool and spontaneous - in fact, we think you look disturbed.Don’t judge me, I have facial deformities. 5. Absolutely no duckface.You aren’t a lipstick model, it’s not attractive. 6. Don’t hold a wad of cash.g3ttin monies 7. Don’t show us your tattoo. We think it’s stupid.“idk it’s Chinese for like tomato or something” 8. Don’t black and white/sepia yourself. We have moved into the 21st century, your camera should do the same.I’m hoping the classiness of the sepia makes up for how unclassy I really am. 9. Don’t use that Mac “colored pencil” effect. We think you look like a vampire. You guys can’t see my acne this way, right? 10. Don’t Picnik your picture or add song lyrics to it.
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